I'm drunk. AMA.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:18 • Filed to: None

Shania Twain fucking rocks, Mark Twain makes beautiful children.

DISCUSSION (38)

I have another burner, try to guess it! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:23

If someone totalled your Juke, and you couldn’t get another one, what would you get with the payout?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > I have another burner, try to guess it!
06/26/2017 at 00:24

I walk. Juke or nothing.

CB > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:26

Why did you not go with “Man, I Feel Like A Woman” or “That Don’t Impress Me Much”, which are her best songs?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > CB
06/26/2017 at 00:27

“Man, I Feel Like A Woman”is stupid, “That Don’t Impress Me Much” is a close 2nd.

LongbowMkII > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:29

am also drunk. I’ll like your juke posts but this is a bridge too far

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:29

How bad do you really want to meet CB. I mean you commented twice.

Tristan > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:30

“No One Needs To Know” is my favorite.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/26/2017 at 00:30

I’ve meet him before, he’s alright. I’m getting Kinja’d lately with double comments.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/26/2017 at 00:30

I’ve meet him before, he’s alright. I’m getting Kinja’d lately with double comments.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > LongbowMkII
06/26/2017 at 00:31

Deal with the Twain.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Tristan
06/26/2017 at 00:31

That one is ok.

LongbowMkII > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:33

Thats it, banned.

wait, not a mod.

theyll be getting a message about this.

provided i cared., which i don’t.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:34

One of our best friends was Shania Twains lead guitar player for a decade. He’s incredible and has a ton of stories.

InFierority Complex > CB
06/26/2017 at 00:35

I’m a fan of “Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under” myself.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/26/2017 at 00:35

Fucking Nashville, full of musicians of shit.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/26/2017 at 00:35

Fucking Nashville, full of musicians of shit.

CB > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/26/2017 at 00:37

We’ve met a few times. As you can tell, I’m a pretty big deal.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:39

My wife’s step brother plays for Colt Ford too hahahah

Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:41

I’m going to put a home shopping order in for Tuesday morning. Should I get a 5litre keg of Budvar Budweiser?

It’s £15 for 5litres.

What say you?

Urambo Tauro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:41

I got to drive her tour bus once. #claimtofame

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/26/2017 at 00:42

Colt Ford is ok.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Urambo Tauro
06/26/2017 at 00:45

What did it smell like?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Svend
06/26/2017 at 00:46

Only 5L, rookie.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Svend
06/26/2017 at 00:46

Only 5L, rookie.

Tristan > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:46

It was on the soundtrack of the greatest movie of all time (Twister). Therefore, you are wrong.

Urambo Tauro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:48

I don’t recall. I guess it didn’t impress-a-me much .

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Tristan
06/26/2017 at 00:52

I stand by what I said.

Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 00:56

So I should get two then. Cheers fella. ;)

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Svend
06/26/2017 at 00:57

Why 2, go for 3.

Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 01:02

I think I’d probably get bored of the taste after about eight litres. I could always get some some Guinness, Old Speckled Hen, etc... what other beers do you suggest?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Svend
06/26/2017 at 01:08

You could sell it for profit to friends, and spend the profits on more beer. I imagine you could get Innis & Gunn on your side of the pond. I like their Rum Finish & Original. Lately I’m drinking lots of cider, & not as much beer.

Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 01:22

I’ve tried a few of the Innes & Gunn drinks, didn’t like them.

Selling to friends could be difficult, I’ve only got one friend (who doesn’t live near me), a few acquaintances who I don’t really socialise with and colleagues (who can buy the drink as cheap as me).

I could get some cider. Our place has expanded it’s range of cider. We’ve about 70 flavours, types, nationalities, etc...should I get English, Irish, French or other?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Svend
06/26/2017 at 01:24

I have no clue, I’m lucky to live/work near lots of apple orchards. So there is lots of local Cider.

Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 01:34

A mixture it is then.

It’s 6:30am here so I’m going to get some shut eye before I head off to another night shift.

Take care fella, have a good one.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 01:36

Do you drink to cope with how ugly your car is?

Dusty Ventures > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 02:01

Not sure if you’re serious about the Mark Twain/Shania Twain relation

ttyymmnn > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/26/2017 at 09:14

Colt Ford? Shouldn’t that be Colt Dodge?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/26/2017 at 09:20

I’m not a huge fan but her step brother is cool and reallly good